Welcome to Possum Holler

We intend to use Possum Holler to spread funny redneck humor and hope you find it entertaining. If you are a Southern Humorist or just a down at the stump writer, send us an article and we'll try our best to get it posted. Southerners will find the BEST in Redneck humor here. Keep in mind, we reserve the right to edit and proof your submission, just like regular magazines. Send your article here. Once we have your work, we'll add our original art to the story and post it for our readers enjoyment. You will still own the article, however, the artwork will remain ours and is copyrighted by our staff artist, Mule. Even if you're just a part-time redneck, join in the fun and submit your redneck humor to our staff, which are all rednecks!

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Theodore Roosevelt'sideas on Immigrants and being an AMERICAN in 1907:

'In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin.But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag..We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language..and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people.'

Theodore Roosevelt 1907

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