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Redneck Dictionary

Redneck Dictionary

1. A is added to many words fer no reason.

2. A-gain is again

3. Ain't is Aunt, my ain't Edna

4. Biscut, is biscuit

5. Bar, is bear or bar..ie...he was bar nekked.

6. Bakker,is tobacco

7. Buried, barrowed..ie, he buried my lawn mo. (lawn mo is lawn mower)

8. Cussin, is cousin

9. Cain't, can't..not to be cornfused with hain't, or hasn't

10. Chew or chaw, is chewing tobacco

11. Dawg, is dog

12. Deesh, is dish

13. Eral, is oil

14. Fort, is fart

15. far, is fire

16. Fit, is fight

17. ges, is gas

18. Hill, is hell

19. Idjet, is idiot

20. kilt, is killed

21. mah, is my

22. Onliest, is only

23. Rut, is right....ie, turn rut heah

24. Shore, is sure

25. Sparkin', is romance, making out, kissing.

26. Sho, is sure

27. Sto, is store

28. Un's, see below

29. Warsh, wash


30. Y'all, not to be cornfused with You All


Some States

1. 'laskee is Alaska

2. 'Bama is Alabama

3. New Jerk is New York

4. Mizz'sip is Mississippi

5. Caintuck is Kentucky

6. Ar-Kansas is Arkansas

7. Tex-ass is Texas

8. Misery is Missouri

9. Jaw-jaw is Georgia

10. I-da-who is Idaho

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