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Comments made in the year 1955! That's only 53 years ago! 'I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it's going to be impossible to buy a week's groceries for $20.00.'  'Have you seen the new cars coming out next year?  It won't be long before $2,000.00 will only buy a used one.'   'If cigarettes keep going up in price, I'm going to quit.  A quarter a pack is ridiculous.   'Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging a dime just to mail a letter?'   'If they raise the minimum wage to $1.00, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store.'     'When I first started driving, who would have thought gas would someday cost 19 cents a gallon.  Guess we'd be better off leaving the car in the garage.'   'Kids today are impossible.  Those duck tail hair cuts make it impossible to stay groomed.  Next thing you know, boys will be wearing their hair as long as the girls.'     'I'm afraid to send my kids to the movies any more.  Ever since they let Clark Gable get by with saying DAMN in GONE WITH THE WIND, it seems every new movie has either HELL of DAMN in it.'     'I read the other day where some scientist thinks it's possible to put a man on the moon by the end of the century.  They even have some fellows they call astronauts preparing for it down in Texas .'   'Did you see where some baseball player just signed a contract for $75,000 a year just to play ball?  It wouldn't surprise me if someday they'll be making more than the President.'   'I never thought I'd see the day all our kitchen appliances would be electric.  They are even making electric typewriters now.'   'It's too bad things are so tough nowadays.  I see where a few married women are having to work to make ends meet.'     'It won't be long before young couples are going to have to hire someone to watch their kids so they can both work.' by Kent Samples

Subject:  9 Expressions That Woman Use

(1) “Fine” - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and need you to shut up.

(2) “Five Minutes” - If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour.  However, five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch TV before helping around the house.

(3) “Nothing” - This is the calm before the storm.  This means something, and you should be on your toes.  Arguments that begin with “Nothing” usually end in "Fine".

(4) “Go Ahead” - This is a dare, not permission. DON'T DO IT!

(5) Loud Sigh - This isn't actually a word, but a non verbal statement often misunderstood by men.  A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here arguing with you about "Nothing". (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of "Nothing")

(6) “That's Okay” - This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man.  That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) “Thanks” - A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint.  Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here- This is true unless she says "Thanks a lot" that is pure sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome"...that will bring on a "Whatever".

(8) “Whatever” - Is a woman's way of saying  _ _ _ _  YOU!

(9) “Don't worry about it, I got it” - Another dangerous statement, meaning there is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.  This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For a woman's response refer to #3

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