No Brother
A Love Like No Brother
© 2008 Catherine Harp, all rights reserved
Our love affair has hit a major bump,
The relationship is headed to the dump.
You have no prospects, aims, nor even goals.
You're filthy, and your undies all have holes.
Yet I've stood up for you through everything,
And you're still working grill at Chicken King!
Your lack of hygeine no one can ignore.
Your butt-breath has folks running for the door!
My lack of tenderness is not a fluke.
Your naugahyde furniture makes me want to puke!
There's just no way that I can clearly see
how you fell so far from your family tree.
What can I say? You're just a giant loser-
and if I stay here, I'll become a boozer!
So take this farewell note that I am handing,
and so there will be no misunderstanding,
I'm leaving, and I don't care if you're sad.
I've run away with your big brother Brad!
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