Beer and Women

Why Beer is Better than a Woman

1. You can enjoy a beer anytime of the month.

2. Beer stains wash out..

3. You don't have to wine and dine beer.

4. Beer never has a headache.

5. When your beer goes flat you toss it.

6. Beer is never late..

7. Hangovers go away..

8. Beer does not get jealous when you grab another beer..

9. Beer labels come off without a fight..

10. When you go to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer..

11. Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play rugby..

12. After you have a beer the bottle is still worth 10 cents..

13. Beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath..

14. If you pour a beer right you will always get a good head..

15. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty..

16. A beer always goes down easy..

17. You can share a beer with your friends..

18. You always know that you are the first to pop a beer..

19. Beer is always wet..

20. Beer doesn't demand equality.

21. You can have a beer in public.

22. A beer doesn't care what time you come home..

23. A frigid beer is a good beer..

24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.